Brain of Clay
Artsy Muddocks
Mud Muppets sell mud, which in some parts of the universe is also known as ceramic art, pottery, claywork or some other amalgamation of such technical, orphic and esoteric words.
Artsy Non-Muddocks
Mud Muppets also create things that may not involve mud. Sometimes they are mystically inspired to make non-muddocks art, such as oily paintings, metally works, and bananas.
Wholly Unfair Trade
Crafted with blood, sweat and tears, artsy muddocks are a byproduct of the slavery of the Mud Muppets, tiny golem-like creatures trapped in eternal and slightly soggy purgatory.
From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
The precious mud is fired in in the burning Pits of Blagsabolaralith on the planet Rog, south of the great dust nebula and very close to a large but mostly uninteresting interstellar cabbage patch.
To an Earthly Existence
Mud Muppets have been known to use wormholes in the fabric of space-time to send artsy muddocks to Earth, where they are strangely revered by a select subset of the human life form.
Supporting the Species
Mud Muppets hope to be compensated for their efforts. Precious metals and small green leaves used to be accepted but now beer, bacon and zippy-zappy electronic payments are preferred.
Testiclemonials
About Mud Muppets
Zaphod Beeblebrox
From a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, Beeblebrox is a “semi-half-cousin” of Ford Prefect, with whom he “shares three of the same mothers”. Because of “an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine”, his direct ancestors from his father are also his direct descendants.
